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Chook Raffle
Scratcher Hall and his brother Itchy were in charge of the Friday Night Chook Raffle...
One-Legged Wallaby
Sure he could have hopped around the fallen tree, but he didn't. He started to...
Kings
Kingly rule, Bogart? You feeble-minded foo bah! Quiet Bastion, you porn-stricken pimple. You know what...
Bullet Words
Bastion you butt-faced braggart, shouted Bogart. Oh no, not again, Mrs. Stokes, the Dowager Custodian...