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Chook Raffle

Scratcher Hall and his brother Itchy were in charge of the Friday Night Chook Raffle...

One-Legged Wallaby

Sure he could have hopped around the fallen tree, but he didn't. He started to...

Kings

Kingly rule, Bogart? You feeble-minded foo bah! Quiet Bastion, you porn-stricken pimple. You know what...

Two Legs Hanging

In case, you were wondering? Here is what happened. Joanie and I were way out...

Velvet Voyeur

Come on Eddie. You gotta do this? Hold up Clyde. You talked me into coming...

Bullet Words

Bastion you butt-faced braggart, shouted Bogart. Oh no, not again, Mrs. Stokes, the Dowager Custodian...

Stump Burner

Sometime in the 30's Jimmy Mack squatted by his tent in a recently cleared field....

Robot Race

I have already won. Are you sure? It is not hard to calculate. I am...

Agincourt

There they go again Mrs. Stokes, the Dowager Custodian of the British Museum mutters to...

Dead Pair

Two twelve gauge shots. Two kills. Not pretty. One terminal gut shot and the other...