Ian Miller

Dunnies Galore

Wizza, you weird bastard. Here we are out in the middle of nowhere, putting up...

Life’s Work Two

Ok, you here's your walking stick. Go potty, but while you are there, think about...

Life’s Work Three

Ok, I pondered your points on the potty. See, I could have been a poet....

Really

Harold. We need to talk about Johny. Our sweet little boy, Johny? You know my...

Placebo Power

Honey, why is the Internet down? Jonny got reported for emailing questions about the DX...

Flostene

The train will be here in 2.3 mins. They stare across the tracks at an...

Disenfranchised

Yes, I knew Johnny Ray. He turned up in junior high. I can't say we...

They Say

Hey! You over there. Are you going to make it? They say it's a toss-up...

Post Date (Novel 3)

Harold: Well, Joe how did the date with Lil go after I left? Joe: You...

First Date (Novel 2)

Joe: This is awkward. A first date threesome! Harold: Lil do you feel this is...